Posts tagged the simpsons
du mußt dein leben ändern
The best of Ralph Wiggum
i love ralph
i bent my wookie!
(Source: seanmorrisons)
(Source: sandandglass, via brucebananeronawillgrahamcracker)
sometimes i wish i was homer simpson, with crayons in my brain and beer in my belly
(Source: sandandglass, via gosimpsonic)
pain is not the cleanser
‘so this is your sick mother?’
- ‘don’t do this to me, waylon.’
resistance is useless
‘if you’ve ever handled a penny, the government’s got your DNA. why do you think they keep them in circulation?’
it’s not cheating if you’re wearing a costume.
thank you, doctor.
-oh, i’m not a doctor.
(via long-hard-look)
Purple is a fruit.
(via thedailydingo411)